“I’ve gotta stick around somehow…”
Sugar Factory debuts its new couture lollipop for JERSEY SHORE’s The Situation.
The Situation has a lollipop. Seriously… I can’t make this up. And he wants you to buy it. No, seriously… this is all true. It’s actually considered a couture pop… and supposedly it’s the fashionable candy thing to do now.
Insert face into palm.
A company by the name of Sugar Factory, by their own definition, combines “a striking design and contemporary fashion in a deliciously sweet confection that is wonderfully portable and ever-changing.” That’s right… you can have a custom handle, bejeweled to your heart’s content, so you can tote your sucker around stylishly. Hmmm… who’s the real sucker here?
Because you can’t possibly feel dumb enough already knowing this, The Situation is the latest “celebrity” to add his name to their line, and it’ll cost you 25 bucks to handle his one-of-a-kind haute lollipop stick, designed to resemble the Italian national flag with its stacked rhinestones of red, white and green.” The pop comes in seven flavors – green apple, blue raspberry, bubblegum, cherry, creamy orange, Pina Colada and watermelon – but I’ve got to think that the Vodka/Syphilis Swirl can’t be too far behind.
Tastes like douche.