Lindsay “Mugshot” Lohan Skips Morgue



Lindsay Lohan’s latest ghostly mugshot 

FIVE mugshots at the age of 25. Can anyone top that?

Bueller? Bueller….?

I wonder if Lindsay Lohan is going to be a mugshot “lifer.” You know, like ol’ Charlie Manson who has mugshots from the time he was a teenager until he was taken into captivity a final time, or of course, like the people featured on notorious “Faces of Meth” posters. She is off to a blazing start.

It sounds like more mugshots may be on the way, SOON. Lindsay already skipped out on Day 1 at the L.A. County Morgue. Yesterday the judge sentenced her to 16-hours community service at the morgue and the time MUST be done by her next court date on November 2. This morning Lindsay was scheduled to arrive at the morgue at 8:00 a.m. Instead, her assistant calls at 7:40 a.m. and says they are 10-minutes away. They never show. Shocking, I know. If they had shown up anytime after 8 the morgue would have just turned them away anyhow. As the judge said, the morgue doesn’t play games. Which is a good thing, because hearing that the guys down at the morgue were a bunch of jokesters would really creep me out.

The fact that Lindsay didn’t show isn’t exactly probation violation. If she gets her 16 hours in by Nov. 2, she’ll be good to go, even if she blew them off a half dozen times. However it does show, once again, what a complete disregard she has for authority and law. SSDD, basically. What a waste.

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One Response to “Lindsay “Mugshot” Lohan Skips Morgue”

  1. Erin says:

    Not only does she disrespect the living, but now the deceased. Nice.