Halloween Pumpkin Patch Fame Whores

 

Shauna Sand and her clown face at Mr. Bones’ pumpkin patch  

All sorts of celebrity F-listers were spotted in the pumpkin patches of L.A. this weekend.

One was kicked out for being too sexy (and it wasn’t Shauna!), one made her aging mother cart her around in a wagon like a 2-year-old (again), one showed off her plastic surgery and one probably smelled like weed. See who they are after the cut.

 

 

Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison were asked to leave a pumpkin patch in the Santa Clarita Valley this weekend after Courtney, 17, showed up wearing butt cheek revealing denim Daisy Duke shorts, a tied-up flannel and stripper white patent pleather boots. Of course they showed up simply for the backdrop and posed for photos the entire time. Courtney and Doug were essentially kicked out of the pumpkin patch after numerous people complained the couple were being too risque for the family orientated business.

Shauna Sand in her glued-on lucite’s went to the pumpkin patch in her usual duds. Stripper heels, super minidress and a crapload of slap. Her lips looked more plump than ever and even the simplest expressions made her face look like a plastic surgery nightmare, don’t even mention eating…

Then there was the lovely Sebastian Bach and his girlfriend. Sebastian hammed it up for cameras by showing off his manhood.

And the lovely Phoebe Price, who deserves to be at the bottom of this barrel for making her mother cart her around like a little a baby in a wagon as she posed for photos seductively. Phoebe did the same thing last weekend wearing an equally trashy outfit.

Such a classy bunch.

[Photos: Fame Pictures]