“So I really have to look at you when the cameras start shooting…?”
Lindsay Lohan brings her 17-year-old sister Ali along for her full-frontal Playboy photo shoot.
Maybe we’re living in a bizarro world, where everything we’ve been doing all along has been nothing but wrong. After all, are we all truly where we’d like ourselves to be? Lindsay Lohan, on the other hand, is exactly where she’d like to be. She doesn’t really have to work, although it would be nice if someone would hire her and all the baggage that comes with her, no questions asked, and she can sit around all day, getting drunk, getting high, getting her picture taken for performing community service. Has anyone ever stopped to consider that maybe she has the secret to happiness, and we should be following her example? Probably not, so I’ll take the lead on this one and examine the latest life lesson/rules for life that we might want to take into account the next time we have a similar choice to make.
Rule #346 – Always bring your little sister along to your Playboy photo shoot, especially when it means you’ll be taking full frontal pics… because that’s what every sibling wants to see – your naked vagina.
According to Hollywood Life, Lindsay’s 17-year-old sister Ali came along for the ride as LiLo visited the Playboy Mansion, in order to hammer out her upcoming pictorial in a future issue of Hef’s magazine. I’m sure that won’t be traumatizing at all. Then again, if she uses the internet, I’m sure she can find upskirt flashes of her older sister all over the place, so really this shouldn’t be much of a shock. But bringing your 17-year-old sister along for this particular gig…? Seems a little weird, doesn’t it? Oh, I forgot… what do we know? Lindsay is a genius.
Is she still a genius when she’s showing the whole she-bang for the pictures? TMZ reports that this isn’t one of those side boob pictorials where Lindsay gets the cover and then shows nothing on the pages. This is “boobs, ass, vag,” tastefully done of course. That must be one close family… short of the dysfunction and all. But I’m not questioning Lindsay’s judgment any further. I’m simply learning to accept it for what it is.
