Snooki is Legally a Midget

Snooki says she is “legally a midget” on Jimmy Kimmel Live

Snooki was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and I have to admit, I cannot stand Jersey Shore, but I love to listen to Snooki in interviews.

Snooki usually has no filter and says things that sometimes make her look like a complete idiot, but that doesn’t mean she’s not a good storyteller.

While on Kimmel last night promoting her second book (unreal), Snooki talked about why she wears two bras sometimes (for the extra lift, she’s afraid to get implants), what her favorite TV show is (it’s canceled) and her unexpected role as treasurer in junior high school. But the funniest part of the interview had to have been when they talked about Snooki’s height – or lack thereof – and how she is “legally a “midget.”

Snooki told Kimmel:

“When I got my driver’s license they were like, ‘Ok, you’re 4’9″, this is what we can do. We can add an extra inch and say you’re 4’10″ and you’re not legally a midget.’ At that point I’m like, oh my God yes, because I don’t want people to think that legally I’m a midget. But then I’m thinking about it now and could’ve got those things you put on the car. I could have parked anywhere I wanted to. So I’m like, can I go back and change my height?”

Mental midget or not, Snooki is raking in the bucks with her book deals and endorsements everywhere. I mean, she’s the spokesperson for pistachios for cripes sakes. Unbelievably Snooki’s first book, “A Shore Thing,” made it to the bottom of the New York Times’ bestseller list. Her new book, “Snooki: Confessions of a Guidette“ hit shelves yesterday and Snooki is touring the country promoting it. These shots were taken yesterday as she met with fans and signed books at the Barnes & Noble in NYC.

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