“Perhaps my daughter will be joining me in here soon…”
Michael Lohan is taken into custody yet again this week, after violating the terms of his earlier release from jail.
It’s all Lohan, all the time lately here around Celebrity Smack, as this damn family can’t seem to get themselves together from one day to the next. I don’t know why I should be surprised by that, as it’s been going on for years, but you’d think after one of them gets out of jail for domestic battery, they wouldn’t do something that’d put them right back in the slammer within a week. You’d think… and you’d be wrong.
Michael Lohan was taken back into custody, once again arrested in Tampa for violating the terms of his earlier release, contacting his ex-girlfriend Kate Major via phone overnight, after being specifically told not to even dream of her, or he’d be heading straight back to jail.
Needless to say, Lohan didn’t heed the judge’s warning, and, according to Radar Online, when police went to the hotel he was staying at to apprehend him, Michael launched himself from a third story balcony, trying to run from police who eventually caught up with him during the foot race.
What is going on in this gene pool that there’s something wrong with everyone carrying the Lohan DNA? Did the whole family gather around for nice dinners of paint chips back in the day? What are the odds that everyone would be this messed-up, as opposed to just one bad seed? Maybe there was radiation under the home growing up. How else do you explain this level of stupidity across the board?
