“If you want my body… and you think I’m sexy…”
Lindsay Lohan has been receiving a few sex-related offers as of late, because she may not be in the financial position to turn them down.
If you want answers as to why now Lindsay Lohan would finally decide to pose nude for Playboy, you need to look no further than her bank account. I was surprised that Hef forked over somewhere in the neighborhood of a million dollars to get LiLo to strip down for the magazine’s pages, since it’s only the curiosity of seeing a train wreck get naked that’s going to drive anyone to pick up the issue once it hits newsstands. Was anyone clamoring for Lohan to take it off these days…? Because… you know… it’s hot to see a girl with crackhead teeth head to her court-ordered community service at the morgue…?
However, Radar Online reports that her decision to give Playboy the green light, ultimately came down to dollars and cents and her lack of either. ”Lindsay still hasn’t signed her contract to be in the John Gotti biopic. Lindsay is extremely concerned about her finances, and she needs the money. Lindsay’s flow of income has been greatly diminished in the last year. With the possibility of being sent back to jail for over a year, she felt that now was the time to do the Playboy photo shoot.”
Of course she needs the money. When’s the last time anyone hired her to do anything? She hasn’t made a movie anyone’s seen in quite some time. You wouldn’t want her anywhere near your product to endorse it, even if it’s cocaine. (Don’t need that getting such a bad rap.) She’s unemployable, heading into that Robert Downey Jr. territory the actor was in before he hit rock bottom and turned it all around. She didn’t do Playboy, because she wanted to… she did it, because she had to out of necessity.
And that’s why it might not be out of the question for her to accept yet another million-dollar to come her way, this one via FleshLight. According to TMZ, the sex toy company has made Lindsay an offer to create a product based off a mold of Lindsay’s vagina that would then be sold to those who want the Lindsay Lohan sex experience, for use all by themselves. If you ever thought about having sex with Lindsay Lohan, here’s your chance… even if it is remote that she’ll say yes to the offer. Then again, when times are tight, anything is possible.
At least she is trying to make a buck. Not like the protestors, hanging out wanting something for free, and costing the tax payers.
Please tell me that’s not your understanding of what Occupy Wall Street is all about.
Someone’s been watching too much Fox News around here.
Times are the ONLY thing tight remotely related to Lindsey.