Kardashian Humphries Divorce Fake Too

It’s really funny that just a few days ago I was talking about what a sellout Kim Kardashian is and that her marriage was nothing more than one big, dumb, 72-day publicity stunt.

Today the divorce news dropped, ironically on Halloween (trick for us, treat for Kim), and already it seems things are getting sticky. Meaning DRAMA! Because that’s all the Kardashian’s know, fake and drama. Oh yeah, and money.

Billy’s earlier post about the Kardashian/Humphries divorce made me laugh with the line “In news that really shouldn’t shock anyone, except for those people who actually think the Kardashian reality shows are real…” Sadly those people are out there, falling for every publicity stunt the Kardashian’s launch at them.

The Kardashian/Humphries wedding cost about $10 million, and as TMZ puts it, that’s nearly $139,000 every day they were together. Imagine all the new faces Bruce and Kris Jenner could have purchased with that money!

Anyhow, Kim is the one who filed the divorce papers (shocking) and Kris is said to be devastated. He is allegedly telling friends that he doesn’t believe in getting a divorce. I can’t help but wonder if Kris was in on the publicity stunt or if he was used as a pawn, chosen because he’s not exactly the smartest tool in the shed – and because he’s easily mesmerized by the booty.

Expect the Kardashian Humphries divorce to get overly dramatic, ridiculous and highly publicized. Exactly what the Kardashians planned the entire time. I am 100% positive this marriage was a complete sham, an orchestrated stunt to further secure the Kardashian name in the media. Just think of all the interviews, photo shoots, and magazine covers Kim will land. I can see the next PEOPLE magazine cover now. A sad looking Kim, claiming to be heartbroken, used and hurt. Reflecting on how her divorce has changed her and how she will be strong and move on from it. Barf-o-rama.

Let’s take a quick poll, shall we? I know that people feel very strongly one way or the other, so I want to see a show of hands. Do you think the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries wedding was real, or a fake? Sound off!

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