Kim Kardashian Is Getting A Divorce

Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from husband Kris Humphries.

Well, that didn’t last very long. In fact, I’m pretty sure the KIM K, SUPERSTAR sex tape had a longer running time. But if you had 72 hours in the pool for how long Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ marriage would last, you’re a winner!!!

In news that really shouldn’t shock anyone, except for those people who actually think the Kardashian reality shows are real, Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from her most recent husband Kris Humphries, citing ”irreconcilable differences” which will bring to a close their 72-day-old marriage. TMZ reports that Kardashian isn’t seeking an annulment, and the couple’s pre-nuptial agreement should get the split over rather quickly, as there are no assets that need to be divided in the split.

This marks the second failed marriage for Kardashian, as she divorced from her ex-husband Damon Thomas after four years back in 2004. This is the first such divorce for Humphries.

Well, at least they didn’t piss any money away on the wedding, although everyone else seems to look like a bunch of dumb-asses for forking over freebies, in order to be attached to this sham of a wedding. “Hey, Perrier Jouet. Thanks for that $400,000 worth of champagne. Now your product is associated with divorce.” It also was so nice of E! to devote so much time to the wedding and the lead-up to it. There’s nothing more special than watching the beginning of a marriage that can’t even make it through three months on the calendar. I bet more problems were resolved during the wedding’s production meetings over the course of 72 days than have been in this crock. Gays everywhere should be pointing at this as their position against the “sanctity of marriage” argument. After all, if they can’t get married, then Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries should have to stay together… you know, for the children.

How did this fall apart so quickly? TMZ is right on top of that, too, as usual. (Does anyone else get the feeling a Kardashian works in their offices? Kevin Kardashian perhaps? Maybe a second-cousin named Konan?) The divorce was propelled by the newlywed couple’s inability to decide where they want to live. Humphries wanted to have a life with his life back in the more relaxed atmosphere of Minnesota, where he’s from, while Kim Kardashian was set on staying in L.A. since that’s where she’s from, that’s where her family is (Who knew escaping the evil clutches of Kris Jenner would prove to be this difficult?), and that’s where her career is… whatever exactly her career is.

I’m not exactly sure why this conversation didn’t come up before they decided to get married, since “the future” is usually something couples talk about before they tie the knot – that, having kids, getting a dog, who takes out the garbage, etc. But then again, that’s what happens when you focus more energy on the wedding itself and not what happens afterwards.

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