“Girl, you look good… won’t you back that ass up…?”
Kim Kardashian may have decided to divorce Kris Humphries, so she could have sex with ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush.
The Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries stories are going to be flying left and right with possible reasons and excuses for why their marriage is getting the plug yanked on it after only 72 days. I might as well try to keep up with some of them… particularly the more entertaining of the bunch.
In the aftermath of the divorce news yesterday, the first item up for discussion was that the couple couldn’t decide where they wanted to live together. He wanted to live in Minnesota. She wanted to live in L.A. No one thought it was important to resolve this issue before the wedding, and now that they’ve exchanged vows, it just snowballed into something that ultimately derailed the marriage. Yeah, right… I have a hard time believing this marriage dissolved based on location, considering not much has really changed since they got together. He’s a free agent whenever the NBA lockout ends, and can go wherever he wants… or to play for whoever might want to sign him, and she has enough money that she can travel all over the place at will. They could get two houses if they so chose – one in each place – and call it a compromise. But I get the feeling that’s not the real story behind the termination of their marriage.
Could it be Reggie Bush? Hmmm… this is about to get interesting.
According to MediaTakeOut.com, Kardashian and her ex Reggie Bush met over the weekend for lunch in New York City. During their conversation, Kardashian breached the subject of whether or not they could ever get back together, which is pretty much an impossibility when you’re married to someone else, unless there’s some dirty business going on. “Reggie told her that he would not do ANYTHING with her unless she was single. She had to get an official DIVORCE before he would ever even consider having a physical relationship with Kim.”
So Kim Kardashian blew up her sham of a marriage in order to get some Reggie Bush sexy time in the future…? He must have something special going on in his pants to receive such interest from a married woman, because we know he doesn’t have anything good going on on the football field.
