Justin Bieber Lands Paternity Suit #1

Justin Bieber is named in a paternity suit by 20-year-old Mariah Yeater, who claims the pop star is the father of her 3-month-old son.

Our Sweet Baby Biebus is growing up right in front of our very eyes.

After being worshipped by tween girls and some weird cougars, Justin Bieber is finally moving into the realm of women that we all fear – crazy 20-something-year-old bitches. Bieber has landed at the other end of his first paternity suit (Welcome to celebrity, little guy), with Mariah Yeater laying claim that sperm of the Bieber took part in giving her a 3-month-old son. In the latest issue of Star (via Radar Online), the suit details the interaction they had which led to their sexy time… and man, does it sound romantic?

In a hand-signed sworn affidavit, Yeager reveals, “After waiting for a short period of time with several young women, Justin Bieber appeared and engaged me in conversation. Immediately, it was obvious that we were mutually attracted to one another, and we began to kiss. Shortly thereafter, Justin Bieber suggested that I go with him to a private place where we could be alone. I agreed to go with him and on the walk to a private area, he told me he wanted to make love to me and this was going to be his first time. After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone — a bathroom. We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to f*ck the sh*t out of me. At the time I asked him to put a condom for protection, but he insisted that he did not want to. In his own words, he said that because it was his first time he wanted to feel everything… He was on top of me with my legs around him. At the time I was on top of some type of shelf. The sexual intercourse itself was brief, lasting only approximately 30 seconds.”

Are girls really willing to go without protection for a shot at the Bieber? Because that seems stupid. Not to mention the fact that I have a heard time imagining Bieber wanting his “first time” to be on the floor of an arena bathroom. I doubt being that close to sex, he took her back to his own personal bathroom, but probably the closest one he could find. Ewww… Have you ever been in the bathroom of a concert arena? It’s disgusting. I don’t even like my shoes to touch the floor, and you’re going to tell me they were getting down right there. I’m calling BS. Maybe if they were standing up in the stall, but him being on top of her…? That means they were laying down. That’s disgusting.

Who knows? Maybe it is true. But that doesn’t mean she got pregnant from the Bieber. Who knows what you could catch from the floor of a bathroom inside an arena, with a baby being one of the least surprising? Although I will say… there is a part of me that hopes this somehow ends up on MAURY. Come on… you know you want to see his face as Maury reads the results – “In the case of 3-month-old whatever his name is, Justin, you are NOT the father.”

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