Kim Kardashian Married For The Right Reasons

Kim Kardashian releases a statement to her fans, concerning her divorce from Kris Humphries.

Can you believe Kim Kardashian actually has fans? There are people that look up to her, and say “I want to be like that,” only they have no idea what “that” really is. They want to be famous for no reason. They want to be known for doing nothing. They just want their own perfumes and clothing lines and reality TV shows for no reason than they are them, and they think that’s good enough, because it worked for Kim Kardashian. (Remember, folks… she made a sex tape with Brandy’s brother and got peed on. Are you willing to make those sacrifices, too?) They are devoted to whatever she does, probably because they see themselves in such a place one day, and want to be treated nicely when they arrive.

For all the criticism that Kim Kardashian has gotten since the beginning of the week, when news of her divorce from Kris Humphries was announced, there are people who support her during this time. Yes, the same people who watched her E! wedding special and thought it was beautiful, or who rushed out to by the magazines with her wedding pictures contained. The very same people Kim Kardashian fooled 72+ days ago are the ones she wants to make sure get an explanation from her regarding this whole ordeal. Therefore, Kim took to her blog on Celebuzz (Is there anything worse than a celebrity site giving free reign to one of the personalities they cover? That sounds like fair coverage.) to make a statement to her fans, letting them know she didn’t make any money off the wedding as has been reported (Lie.), she married for love (Lie.), and she went ahead with the wedding not because she was getting paid but because she didn’t want to disappoint people. (Lie.)

In fact, why don’t you just read this BS yourself? My jokes can’t even compare to the laughter you’ll get when you realize she expects people to take this seriously. Enjoy.

“This is probably the hardest thing I’ve ever had to write. I see all of the support and I am so thankful for my fans, friends and family who are helping me through this difficult time.

I am trying not to read all the different media reports but it’s hard not to see all the negative ones. First and foremost, I married for love. I can’t believe I even have to defend this. I would not have spent so much time on something just for a TV show! I share so much of my life on a reality show, that contemplating whether to even film my wedding was a tough decision to make, and maybe it turned out to not be the smartest decision. But it’s who I am! We filmed Kourtney giving birth, Khloe getting married, break ups, make ups, our best moments and our worst moments. These were all real moments. That’s what makes us who we are. We share, we give, we love and we are open!

Everyone that knows me knows that I’m a hopeless romantic! I love with all of my heart and soul. I want a family and babies and a real life so badly that maybe I rushed in to something too soon. I believed in love and the dream of what I wanted so badly. I felt like I was on a fast roller coaster and couldn’t get off when now I know I probably should have. I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship, I didn’t know how to and didn’t want to disappoint a lot of people.

I’m being honest here and I hope you respect my courage because this isn’t easy to go through. But I do know that I have to follow my heart. I never had the intention of hurting anybody and I accept full responsibility for my actions and decisions, and for taking everyone on this journey with me. It just didn’t turn out to be the fairy tale I had so badly hoped for.

There are also reports that I made millions of dollars off of the wedding. These reports are simply not true and it makes me so sad to have to even clarify this. I’m so grateful to everyone who took the time to come to my wedding and I’ll be donating the money for all the gifts to the Dream Foundation.

I’m sorry if I have hurt anyone, but my dad always told me to follow my heart and I believe now that I really am.

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