Kim Kardashian’s statement looks rather untruthful, now that many are revealing that her entire marriage to Kris Humphries was a sham.
Remember that heartfelt statement that supposedly came from Kim Kardashian’s fingers (but most likely came from the brain trust of her entire PR/spin team) just yesterday? Well, would it surprise you if I told you that just about all of it was BS and lacking any semblance of truth, outside of the words “the” and maybe “a”?
If it read like a bunch of lies, that’s because it was a bunch of lies. Now that the divorce is in the works between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, all the dirt is coming out… and I mean, really coming out. I need a friggin’ shovel to sift through all of this, as Kim Kardashian is getting buried from the inside, where all those in the know are having a hard time keeping quiet about what a crock this marriage was.
According to Radar Online, sources involved with E!’s KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS reveal that the entire wedding and marriage was a sham, and they wouldn’t be surprised if the divorce is milked for all it’s worth in order to keep the spotlight on Kardashian and her whole family.
“It was pretty much an arranged marriage right from the start. Kim was looking for a husband and Kris was selected for her, amongst others. She wasn’t really into him but she hoped she would be able to develop some feelings, but it never happened. She was never particularly attracted to him, and by all accounts absolutely hated sleeping with him or even having to make out with him. The whole wedding was a total hoax and a publicity stunt. It was great for ratings and it was an amazing money maker. That’s it though, period. Kris turned out to not be as malleable as everyone hoped he would be, he was pictured out partying with other girls, Kim really couldn’t care less for him, she decided to end it. It wouldn’t surprise me, in the slightest, if Kim and Kris managed to ‘reunite’ and the divorce filing gets brushed aside as they go to counseling and couples therapy. Basically, Kim will do anything and everything for the maximum amount of attention and TV time.” Hmmm… is whore too strong a word here? I think not.
The Kardashians are everything that is wrong with pop culture today. They will do or say whatever necessary in order to keep the focus on them, and people like you read about them or watch them or are fascinated by them… and people like me are forced to write about them, because it’s our jobs. Believe me… I would love to write about something else, but… You know what? Screw it. I’m going to. Unless someone in this family dies, I am no longer putting any more of my time, energy or creative process into stories about the Kardashians. You want to have a mock marriage? Go right ahead… it’s not going to be observed by me. You want to stretch this divorce out, so you can write books about coping with it…? That’s your prerogative, but I won’t give you the exposure you so desperately want. This is like that time I banned myself from writing about Speidi, and look how well that turned out for everyone. They went away. Perhaps the same will happen this time around with this annoying family.
(NOTE: I also reserve the right to pen stories about Kim Kardashian’s ass or if her sister Khloe is revealed to be the long lost sister of Chewbacca.)
