You’d better hope you’re not downwind from whatever Jessica Simpson’s trailing these days.
Jessica Simpson is a farting machine.
As if a pregnant Jessica Simpson wasn’t bad enough to unleash on the world, a gassy pregnant Jessica Simpson is wreaking havoc on the world… her and all of her 225 daily farts. Do the math.
Simpson took to her Twitter before the weekend to inform everyone that the average person farts 15 times each day. To add on to this fact, Simpson then explained that the average pregnant woman farts 15 times that. 15 times 15… there’s your 225. There’s your disgusting Jessica Simpson.
Oh, Eric Johnson… you are one lucky guy.
