Christina Aguilera Tries to Convince Us She’s Skinny

I only write scathing, bitchy that-time-of-the-month posts like this one because I don’t like Christina Aguilera. 

Over the years my opinion about Christina Aguilera has flip-flopped more times than I can remember and right now I am in one of the “can’t stand her” phases. Not sure I will ever outgrow this phase though. I rarely hear anything good about her anymore and her recent music isn’t even appealing enough to make her just a little bit bearable.

Anyway, you get the idea.

Lately there has been speculation about Christina’s weight. It’s true, she’s looked plumper, a little bloated (blame it on the alcohol) and long gone are the midriff-baring tops that used to be her trademark. I’m sure it’s killing her. 

I don’t care if Christina poses for photos with her “boyfriend” Matt Rutler looking all happy and cheeky, I don’t think she is happy in the least bit. It’s no secret she’s been boozing it up pretty hard since her divorce and all signs point to depression – or at least a general unhappiness in her life. 

Christina and Matthew were snapped at The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Official Launch Party held at The Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles last night and Christina looked like she was doing her best to appear thinner. I know, I know, it sounds bitchy, but just look at the pics. I also think she was putting on a little show by fake kissing her “boyfriend” on the red carpet. Hey, everyone! I’m skinny! I’m SO happy! Did I mention I’m sober right now?

Fabulous makeup. Foundation running into her hairline….and what the hell is up with that white powder on her scalp?! Christina wears so much makeup her makeup wears makeup. Egad!

[Juan Rico/ Fame Pictures]

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