George Clooney Should Hang Out With Jessica Simpson



George Clooney and Jessica Simpson have a lot more in common than you think. 

George Clooney can be found on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone hitting newsstands in just a couple of days. Inside the pages of the magazine, Clooney discusses sex, politics and even his new girlfriend Stacy Keibler during the cover interview, but it’s when he’s talking about his sense of humor that you wonder if the leggy former WWE Superstar is really the right fit for the actor… especially when there’s someone engaged and pregnant out there that might be perfect for him. 

Breaking news – George Clooney loves farts.

“We think it’s one of the funniest things in the history of mankind. Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word ‘fart’ makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there’s nothing funnier.”

In light of Jessica Simpson’s revelation that she has a super-powered ass these days in her baby-growing state, perhaps that’d be the match made in heaven that has alluded Clooney thus far in his life. 

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