Nicolas Cage Will Cut His Steak With a $2,000 Knife



Nic Cage likes to splurge on dumb things with the money he owes to the IRS 

Nicolas Cage might owe the IRS nearly $14 million dollars, but that’s not going to stop him from living the life of the rich and the famous.

During a recent stay in Anchorage, Alaska, a knife caught Nicolas Cage‘s fancy, and not a typical knife, a mammoth ivory handled knife. The knife is a Don Dezarn original with a handle made of prehistoric mammal tusks with a bald eagle design on a 4-inch blade. Normally you would think one would simply mount it on a mantle or place it in a display case or something, but noooooo. Nicolas Cage plans on cutting his steak with the gaudy knife. Imagine having dinner with someone who whipped out such a flashy knife to eat their steak with as you clutched your plain old serrated kitchen steak knife. Is he compensating for something? Is he eating  from a gold plate while sitting on a throne too? Barf. Remember, this is the guy who likes to hoard weird stuff. He even ‘acquired’ Elvis Presley‘s daughter for awhile. I always felt like that marriage was mostly his weird desire for owning oddities wrapped up into a very one-sided union. But I digress.

Nic Cage might owe the IRS millions, and he may have lost his many castles, but by gosh he is going to eat like a pompous, disgustingly wealthy king. Suck on that, IRS.

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