Remember when we all thought this was a good idea…? Oh, that’s right. We didn’t.
Demi Moore announces that she is ending her six-year marriage to third husband Ashton Kutcher.
I don’t know if it was the rumors of infidelity or the fact that she just couldn’t bear to watch him on the now mediocre TWO AND A HALF MEN, but Demi Moore is ending her marriage to Ashton Kutcher after six years.
Moore spoke to the Associated Press to announce her divorce plans, claiming that she is going through with this decision with “great sadness and a heavy heart.” Furthermore, “As a woman, a mother and a wife, there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life.”
Ah, I understand now… it wasn’t the cheating or the bad TV shows. It was those damn trucker hats he used to wear back in the day. I get you, Demi… I couldn’t be married to anyone who put Von Dutch on the map either. I realize it may have taken you six years, but that’s better than never. Good luck to you moving forward. Ashton Kutcher, we wish you well in your future endeavors… or future 20-something blondes. Godspeed.
