My Kardashian sabbatical has been going splendidly for those of you who were wondering. It’s very freeing to not have to write about that annoying family every other day due to my self-imposed ban on discussing their nonsensical fame. It also makes me feel good to know that when I do choose to write about them these days, it’s only because someone else is mocking them publicly. Cue Daniel Craig.
In an interview with British GQ, Craig was asked about his remarkably private life, which, of course included a super secret wedding ceremony to wife Rachel Weisz, to which he answered, “I think there’s a lot to be said for keeping your own counsel. You can’t buy it back. You can’t buy your privacy back. ‘Ooh, I want to be alone. ‘F*ck you. We’ve been in your living room. We were at your birth. You filmed it for us and showed us the placenta, and now you want some privacy?’”
Hmmm… who could he possibly be talking about? Insert slam of the Kardashians in 3… 2… 1…
“It’s a career. What can I tell you? It is a career; I’m not being cynical. And why wouldn’t you? Look at the Kardashians, they’re worth millions. Millions! I don’t think they were that badly off to begin with, but now look at them. You see that and you think, ‘What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f*cking idiot on television and then you’ll pay me millions?’ I’m not judging it… Well I am obviously. I’m probably going to get visited by people from New Jersey.”
A Kardashian insult, plus a combo JERSEY SHORE/REAL HOUSEWIVES knock, all at the same time…? I guess that’s why he’s 007. Not only does he have a License to Kill, but James Bond has a license to take shots at shameful reality TV shows whenever he damn well feels like it. Well played, sir.