A new promotional video for Armani jeans has been released featuring their spokesmodel Megan Fox doing everything she can to sell you on why this product is awesome. After a minute-and-27-seconds, that’s it. I’m sold. I actually went into my wife’s closet and threw out all her old jeans as a result of this, and will insist that she buys and wears only Armani jeans from this point forward. Sorry, but no one gets aroused watching women put on Old Navy. Thems be the facts.
If only watching Megan Fox get dressed was some form of currency, the world would be in such economic downturn. It should actually be the new dollar. Need to pay rent? Show your landlord Megan Fox sexily putting on clothes, and you’re all square. All out of milk? The grocery store accepts Megan Fox in lingerie putting on jeans. Hell, how do you think this bellhop makes a living? Do you honestly think he makes an hourly wage to support his family, using tips as supplemental income? Of course not. He lives in a utopia where the visions of Megan Fox getting dressed is the only money you need. Take me with you, sir. I want to live there too.