Britney Spears Fires Those Who Make Her Diet

Britney Spears grabbing for grub 

Britney Spears fires her trainer, because she doesn’t want a strict diet anymore.

If you’re going to keep insisting that Britney Spears stop eating Taco Bell, McDonald’s and In-N-Out Burger, she’s just going to have to get rid of you. There’s just no room on Team Britney for anyone who believes that their meal ticket needs to stay in shape.

InTouch reports that Spears has broken away from long-time trainer Derek DeGrazio, because she’s not down with diets anymore, and believes she should be able to eat anything she damn well pleases, because she’s Britney Spears and someone out there must love fat, sloppy pop stars. “It was amicable,” claims a source with knowledge of the situation, who says Britney is beyond the point of counting calories and worrying about every single piece of food or drink that goes into her body. “She knows Jason loves her no matter what and he has encouraged her not to stress about it… But Derek felt Britney made him look bad when she cheated on her diet.” 

I don’t know how that could possibly make him look bad, unless he taped her mouth closed, and her hunger caused her to break free from those chains in order to stuff her face with donuts. Otherwise, he’s just being paid to do what he’s supposed to do, which is keep her looking fit. Well, he was being paid to do that… not anymore. KFC, 1. Derek DeGrazio, 0.