JWoww’s “Highest Accomplishment”

JWoww calls the cover of Maxim her “highest accomplishment.”

Some people really shoot high with their goals in life. Some want to save lives, becoming a doctor. Others want to entertain the masses, becoming musicians or actors. They aim for accomplishments and are proud of achieving them. JWoww of JERSEY SHORE fame… she just wanted to be on the cover of Maxim. Way to really go for it.

In the new issue of Maxim, which features the big-breated bud of Snooki’s on the cover, JWoww admits that, even with being in the magazine on three separate occasions, it doesn’t compare to landing the cover. “I cried when I found out. I was jumping up and down and totally bugging out. This is probably my highest accomplishment.” First off, I didn’t even know people still read Maxim anymore. But secondly, I would have thought her biggest accomplishment was doing so much with no discernible talent whatsoever, other than having some serious boobage and landing as one of the obnoxious cast of JERSEY SHORE. That’s really the crowning jewel of your life, JWoww. The magazine cover just so happens to come with it.