- Posted by: Erin
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- Dec 08, 2011
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- One Smack Talker
Picture perfect: Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s mugshots (2009, 2011)
As Spicy reported a few days back, Charlie Sheen’s mess of an ex Brooke Mueller got arrested yet AGAIN over the weekend…this time for possession of cocaine with the intent to distribute.
Well according to Sheen himself, that idea is ridiculous, because he pays her too damn much in child support a month, that there is no way she would ever go there.
According to TMZ, when asked about the charge made against his ex, Sheen replied, “With the child support I give her … she’s gonna deal drugs? Never gonna happen.”
Apparently he gladly (I’m sure) hands over $55,000 a month in support. That’s more than a lot of hardworking, law-abiding citizens make in a year. Crazy Nuts!
Taking a stab (pun soon intended) at the police in Aspen (remember he got arrested in Aspen not too long ago for threatening to kill Mueller while holding a knife), Sheen added, “The cops in Aspen are Keystone on their finest day … these are the clowns that let [Ted] Bundy go.”
But don’t fret, because when it comes to the welfare of their children, Brooke and Chucky say they have it covered, because they’ve worked it out so both will be involved in the kids’ lives. “We’re interested in co-parenting … the kids need two parents”, says Charlie. Oh lawdy. Those poor children.
I’m thinkin’ the reason Miss Brooke Mueller was charged for possibly being a drug dealer is because the police couldn’t possibly fathom anybody doing that much blow. Unfortunately, girlfriend seems to have a MAJOR habit. One that’s taking priority over giving the love and care she needs to give her and Sheen’s kids. Sad.
I think she was charged with intention to sell because the four grams of cocaine she had was in 4 separate baggies….. Such a wreck. Those poor babies.