- Posted by: Spicy
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- Dec 09, 2011
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Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy photos leaked online
We all heard Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy pics were “classy” and sexy and blah, blah, blah, right? Well let me tell it to you straight. They suck.
In the January/February issue of Playboy Lindsay Lohan once again attempts to channel Marilyn Monroe with brassy blonde hair and mole on her upper lip. Lindsay’s over-inflated lips are shellacked with fire engine red lipstick and she looks like a little girl playing dress up. (Or dress down?) You know that ‘lipstick on a pig’ saying…? Yeah, well.
The photo shoot looks like it was done in about 15 minutes and there are no crotch shots. I know, disappointing to many, but if you are really feening for some firecrotch, Lindsay showed off plenty of it in 2007. Just Google it.
For a million dollars I expected more. You know, fireworks shooting out of her rear, Steve-O style, as she bathes in a martini glass that sits atop the Hollywood sign….
See Lindsay’s Playboy photos over at Holy Moly and judge for yourself. (NSFW)
