Sara Leal’s Life Sucks Now



Sara Leal, the mistress of Ashton Kutcher 

The chick who singlehandedly brought down the marriage of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore by going public about a wild night in a hotel room is claiming her life has been ruined since becoming notorious.

Say it together now: “Awhhhhhh…”

Sara Leal says she is out of work and has lost the respect of those close to her since having a sleazy one-night stand with Ashton Kutcher then running to the tabloids to dish about it. Gee, it’s just shocking that people would think she is a disgrace.

Says Leal, “It was insane. I had no idea what I was getting into. It might have seemed like I was asking for it, but I wasn’t. My dad wouldn’t even talk to me, and I got a lot of disturbing phone calls, even from my friends’ parents.”

She continues, “I got fired from my job. I am no longer friends with my best friend who was my roommate because it caused so many problems and I had to move out. I wasn’t working for two months, and I only just started working three weeks ago. I had no idea what I was getting myself into.”

Leal claims she didn’t know that Ashton Kutcher was married, let alone married to Demi Moore, one of Hollywood’s most well known actresses.

“I don’t watch television and I read very few magazines. It never crossed my mind that he was married. But then he said he was separated, which still doesn’t make things okay, but I wasn’t thinking clearly. He was a good looking guy and it was stupid. When people say to me ‘I can’t believe you did that ‘ I want to say back that most 22-year-old girls in my position would have done the same thing.”

Sara probably says that to feel better about herself, because we all know if she knew who Ashton Kutcher was, she damn well knew who Demi Moore was and that the two were married. But still, she insists had she known they were married, she would not have slept with him.

Riiiiiiggghhht.

Sara Leal says on top of all the bad karma that came her way (pooooor thing), one of the worst things was her friends selling risque photos of her partying in Vegas to the media. Hey kids, don’t judge a book by it’s cover. Leal says despite everything that’s happened she is nothing like you might think she is. Really! Just listen to how convincing she is:

“Those [photos] made me look bad and everyone who knows me on a personal basis knows I am not a crazy slut party girl.”

Uh-huh.

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