Lindsay Lohan blows off her appearance on the ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW to promote her new Playboy issue.
Lindsay Lohan didn’t show up for her taping of the ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW on Tuesday, blowing off the one promotional appearance she was supposed to make in support of her Playboy issue. But then again, what else is new? Should we all really act like we’re surprised when we should have seen this coming from a mile away?
According to Gossip Cop, Lohan didn’t even board her flight from Hawaii, where she’s currently stationed, to Los Angeles. It’s one thing to oversleep or get caught in traffic or having your homework eaten by the dog, but to not even make any effort whatsoever to even be in the same state as where you’re supposed to be…? As the Lindsay turns. “Not a call or an apology from Lindsay,” revealed a show source. Yeah… like they were going to get one. Pssshh…
What makes it even worse is that the appearance was scheduled two months ago, and yet Lindsay still couldn’t find it in her heart, mind or drunken stupor most likely to fulfill her time with Ellen, which was contractually obligated as per her deal with Hef. Here’s to hoping Playboy goes after Lohan for a chunk of her payday now, taking back some cash not only because she didn’t hang with Ellen, but because there’s no vagina anywhere on display in her pictorial…? Really…? Boobs and ass…? That’s all we get…? I can see that for free online anywhere in just about every photo of Lindsay getting out of a car.
It gets more hilarious, too, as if that was even possible, when a rep for Lindsay claims a travel-related issue caused her to not appear (yeah, like not being on the plane) and that she offered to appear the following day, but the show couldn’t make it work. Obviously, LiLo is the victim here, since Ellen’s producers couldn’t twist their entire show schedule to accommodate Lohan’s inability to board a flight. Those bastards.
