Derek Jeter loves them and then leaves them with a gift bag full of signed Derek Jeter memorabilia.
Derek Jeter is one smooth operator. Seriously… you never hear a bad word about him. You only hear compliments about how “he plays the game the right way,” and, as a Yankees fan, I know, as do the rest of you baseball fans, that the dude knows how to win. Plus, you know he’s been nailing gorgeous ladies left and right since he hit the big time in New York - Mariah Carey, former Miss Universe Lara Dutta, Joy Enriquez, Jordana Brewster, Vanessa Minillo, Jessica Biel and Minka Kelly… and those are only the ones we know about. Yet somehow you never hear anything messy about any of these relationships or flings or whatever they are. Amazing. That takes true skills right there.
But now the jig is up, and we’ve learned the secret to Derek Jeter keeping all these women happy enough that they don’t drag his name through the mud – autographed swag. That’s right… when you don’t want your one-night stand to turn into a fatal attraction, take it from Derek Jeter. Gift bags filled with your own memorabilia is the way to go.
According to the New York Post, Jeter’s been landing quite a stream of hot women since his recent split with Minka Kelly. What’s most interesting is how he sends them on their way, thanking them for a night of lustful bliss. “Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball,” claims an inside source. How do they know? Their friend has hooked up with Jeter on two separate occasions, and, over the summer, on the second go-’round, Jeter had forgotten they had been together before; thus, he sent her away with the same parting gift. Oh well… you can’t remember everyone. Maybe she wasn’t worth remembering to begin with.
Either way, I advise young single gentlemen to take a page out of the Derek Jeter playbook for scoring women. Clearly it’s done him well so far. I mean, he’s not in any type of long-term relationship or married or anything like that, if that’s what you’re looking for… but, if you just want to get laid by hot women and are okay settling with that, a taxi, if they haven’t driven themselves, and a gift bag might be a nice message to send to those kind enough to sleep with you – something that says “I care,” like an old t-shirt and maybe some yogurt. That should do the trick.
