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- Dec 16, 2011
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Kris Humphries says the Kardashians are, get this, FAKE!
Kris Humphries is finally dishing dirt on the Kardashians – to a friend, who dished to RadarOnline.
Ok, so it’s another one of those anonymous sources but I totally want to believe it.
The Kardashian family has pitted a full throttle media attack against Kris Humphries since Kim Kardashian decided she didn’t want to be married anymore, and the poor guy has pretty much taken it. He probably signed some confidentiality agreement or something, because as much as he has been trashed by the wild pack of Kardashians you’d think he would come forward with some meaty tidbits about them. Well, apparently he IS, just not to the media. He is telling friends, however, that the entire Kardashian family really is one big, fake, materialistic family whose values are tweaked. He’s a genius, you know.
Interestingly enough there is one Kardashian that Kris feels is genuine – Khloe. ”Kris thinks that Khloe is truly the only authentic one among the Kardashian sisters. Even though they didn’t get along, at all, he respects that Khloe does what she wants. If Kim and Kris had stayed together, and he had gotten traded to Dallas, like Lamar did, he knows Kim wouldn’t have moved with him like Khloe is doing.”
It’s good to know one of them has a soul. And she’s the smart one too. Khloe called out the family for what it is with Barbara Walters – a bunch of talentless hacks! “None of us think we have talent. None of us think we can sing or act or dance.” (Wait, didn’t Kim come out with some awful single after she boinked The Dream? Uh-huh. I said it.)
Kris, just be happy you got out of the Kardashian machine before you became one of them. Honestly, we don’t need to hear you say they’re “fake,” you’re preaching to the choir, baby. My advice? Go f*@& the s%i# out of Paris Hilton. Trust me, you’ll feel better. And so will we.
