Lindsay Lohan Wants You To Believe She’s Acting Again

Lindsay Lohan pretends she’s been given a script to read, as if anyone believes she’s acting again. 

Does anyone out there honestly believe Lindsay Lohan magically convinced someone who makes decisions that she’s beyond her drinking and drugging and family troubles and relationship issues and legal problems and ready to work to the point that they’d go right ahead and hire her? Yeah, I didn’t think so either. Sorry, Lindsay… your charade isn’t going to work, and it’s a bit on the ridiculous side for you to think that it would.

Lohan was spotted at JFK Airport yesterday, and, when the paparazzi began taking her picture, she conveniently tried to cover her face lazily with what looks like a script tentatively entitled “Untitled.” Hmmm… do you know who haphazardly walks around with the script for the next project they might be reading for as if it was a newspaper they picked up that morning at the terminal newsstand? No one!! No one does that!! No one just flaunts a screenplay, unless they want people to believe they’re involved with a production… and no one believes Lindsay Lohan is making anything at this juncture of her career. Besides… scripts don’t really exist with no name. They usually get a name, concocted by whoever wrote it, and then, when the studio or the marketing department get their hands on it, they change it to something that might sell better. “Untitled” just shows how hair-brained this whole scheme was in the first place, clearly thought up by someone who may have been drunker than Lindsay. Either way, no one’s buying that Lindsay Lohan has been hired to act in anything, so cut the BS, and just go back to your well-earned community service at the morgue.