This Toddlers & Tiaras toddler already knows how to talk smack
There is so much wrong with Toddlers & Tiaras I don’t even know where to begin.
I’m sure I don’t need to tell you, but these tiny children “performing” in these pageants are simply puppets for the stage mothers to live vicariously through. These same little girls are also extensions of their mothers, who are oftentimes extremely competitive, catty, and believe their daughters should be recognized as an object, not as the small children they are.
Take for example this 5-year-old “star,” Isabella, who seems 100% coached when she trashes another star, a 3-year-old whose mother dressed her as Julia Roberts’ character in Pretty Woman (that’s a story in itself) during a recent pageant. She says slowly, as if she is recalling it from memory, “My mother doesn’t dress me up like…AS a hooker.” She repeats again moments later, “and my mom won’t dress me up as a hooker.”
Completely coached. Toddlers & Tiaras is the worst reality show ever.
5-year-olds generally don’t know what hookers are, to begin with, and the way Isabella corrected herself after she said, “like a hooker” instead of “AS a hooker,” you can tell it was something that she was told to say. Of course this isn’t shocking considering Isabella’s mother gets her daughter spray tanned, loads her down with slap and puts her onstage to entertain like some cheap windup doll. I swear, some people should not be allowed to have children.
Isabella is a monster in the creating, and what her parents think is “so cute” right now is going to be their nightmare down the road. “Superstar” now, hell-on-wheels for life.
