Chaz Bono Saves For a Peen

Time to man up 

Now that Chaz Bono has been living his life as a man for awhile he is ready to complete his transformation with his very own penis.

A move that Chaz wasn’t exactly sure he was ready to make until now.

Many of us aren’t really aware of the surgical options involved when doing this sort of thing, but Chaz likens it to buying a vehicle. “There’s different ways to do the surgery, from real basic to more and more options. It’s like a car.”

I envision a basement bargain bin of reduced priced/ slightly damaged penises versus the ones in shiny new boxes with all the bells and whistles…

Without going into too much detail or using any fancy medical terms, Chaz says he wants to keep his girl bits and have them transformed into guy bits. He explained his option to Rolling Stone:

“I could get a phalloplasty, which builds the phallus from a donor site on your body, but I’m leaning more toward a metoidioplasty. It’s a procedure that uses what you already have down there … which has grown larger from the testosterone. You end up with a smaller phallus than with the phalloplasty, but it’s fully functional, it gets erect, and the sensation is all there.”

It sounds like Chaz is fairly knowledgable about his options but the ironic thing is that he is completely unfamiliar with penises. When asked by the RS reporter how big his penis would be, he answered: “You know, I don’t really. I mean, I’ve never seen one erect. So it’s really hard to say. But, you know, soft, probably about three inches, and it grows considerably. I don’t know what the average size difference is, but when I’m having sex I probably get three or four times larger.”

:::Record scratch:::

Wait a minute, did he say three or four times larger than 3 inches? Ol’ Chaz Bono might be hung at 9 or 12 inches!? Ok, I just wanted to create that visual because I’m good like that. But it probably won’t happen. Anyhow…

“I was in a fairly typical heterosexual relationship, which caused some militant members of the queer community to think I’m reinforcing stereotypes or whatever. Anyway, I think Jen wished I wouldn’t get the bottom done, but she understood my need to. You have to understand, though, for me the life transformation has already happened.”

Well good luck with your penis situation Chaz, break a third leg.

To read more visit RollingStone.com or for the complete story pick up the January 19th issue of Rolling Stone magazine.

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