Police Guard and Protect Us From Kasey Kahl

Ignorance is bliss…

Kasey Kahl, The Bachelorette’s former “Mr. Guard and Protect Your Heart,” was arrested last night for an incident involving alcohol.

Although no more details are known about his arrest at this time, we do know that Kasey was partying at Club Habanos in Fresno when something went down which resulted in his arrest. Kasey was booked and his mugshot was a rather hilarious one. Grinning a wide, toothy grin and looking like he is having one of the greatest days of his life, Kasey is all smiles in his mugshot despite having just been handcuffed and finger printed. No glossy eyes, no tears, no whacky Nick Nolte hair. You’d think it was a headshot for his portfolio.

Kermit Kasey just finished shooting Relationship Rehab with his equally bats**t crazy ex-girlfriend Vienna Girardi. Not sure I’ll be able to stomach that one. They’re not even fun to hate.