Joan Rivers SLAMS Chelsea Handler

Joan vs. Chelsea 

Snippy Joan Rivers, who I find to be more vicious than funny most of the time, went on a scathing attack against Chelsea Handler on Howard Stern’s Sirius XM show Tuesday morning.

Joan lashed out against Chelsea claiming she slept her way to the top and is, get this, a drunk. Um, tell us something we didn’t know. But there’s no denying Chelsea is wicked funny. Much funnier than Joan, I might add.

Here’s what Joan spewed:

“Number one, the girl made it on her back f—ing the president, we all know that, of the network (E!). Number two, she’s fine, she’s ordinary. She’s not a genius. She’s an ordinary girl that was f—ing somebody high up in the industry and they gave her a break and she’s doing okay.”

Joan most likely chose Chelsea as a target because she was on Howard’s show the day before and when asked about Joan Rivers she snapped, “What the f— do I care about Joan Rivers? I don’t think about her, ever.”

Add to that, the two catty ladies met at an event recently and Joan says Chelsea snubbed her. Of course Chelsea says it was Joan who did the snubbing (I believe her) and she told Howard about it. She said, “Joan Rivers gets up and she’s like, ‘I’d like to thank Chelsea Handler for giving me a career in comedy (snide laugh), and congratulations on your stage, Chelsea, because I don’t even have a dressing room’ And I’m like, f— off!”

I don’t see this battle ending anytime soon. Both women are strong, bull-headed and blunt. Let’s get ready to rumble, this is only the beginning of this feud.