Ke$ha Is Determined To Become An Icon

Ke$ha’s Glamour pic on the right suggests there is (gasp!) a pretty girl underneath all that hideous paint?! 

Ke$ha recently took some time away from working on her upcoming album (that she swears will resurrect rock ‘n’ roll), for an interview with Glamour magazine, and she doesn’t disappoint, and by that I mean she entertains us by making her usual asinine comments.

Along with making the ridiculous claim again that she’s going to be the one to bring rock back from the dead, and telling the interviewer that she’s got rock ‘n’ roll “pumping” through her veins, the glittery mess of a pop star makes some pretty colorful admissions.

Here are some funny highlights, but you can read the full interview HERE:

GLAMOUR: Do you think it’s harder to succeed in rock as a woman?

KE$HA: I know that I have balls. I have bigger balls than a lot of the men that I meet. I’m just a ballsy motherf–ker. I’m not afraid of pushing boundaries. That’s what you have to do to become an icon.

GLAMOUR: How big’s the gap between Ke$ha in real life and Ke$ha onstage, drinking men’s blood and dancing with a giant bouncing penis?

KE$HA: I’m just very amused by five-year-old humor. Don’t get me wrong: I do destroy men on a weekly basis. It’s like a hobby. I’m like a praying mantis. They f–k me, and then I eat them. But who isn’t amused by a giant, dancing penis? Sometimes when I’m sad, I make my assistant put on the penis outfit and bounce around my house.

GLAMOUR: Your fans have such a crazy dedication to you.

KE$HA: The people who come to my shows have dollar signs drawn all over them. They have blue lipstick. I call them my animals because they just go totally mental.

GLAMOUR: So what’s next?

KE$HA: Eventually, I would love to be on my deathbed and looked at as an icon. Right now I’m still at the baby stages of my career. But that is the goal.

So, the bit about the dancing penis almost made me sort of like Ke$ha, but her so badly wanting to come off as this hardcore rock, badass/maneater babe, I’m not buying it. And what’s with her obsession with becoming an icon?? Real icons usually become them without trying so hard. Oh, and calling her fans ‘animals’? Gaga anyone? I wouldn’t be surprised if she wanted to be called ‘Mother Animal’. So annoying.