DWTS Season 14 Cast Announced

Just announced: DWTS Season 14 cast members 

So apparently some of you still watch Dancing with the Stars, and I have to say, I’m not sure how you do it for an entire season but my hat’s off to you.

Judging by season 14′s cast it looks like it’s not going to be an incredibly interesting season, in fact, the lineup is probably one of the worst I’ve seen. I don’t watch, but I do keep tabs on what’s going on. There’s really no controversial or bigger-than-life personalities for DWTS Season 14, it’s pretty vanilla, and I’m actually surprised I am even writing about this because it’s a real snoozer. See for yourself:

• Sherri Shepherd, The View co-host, seems to have top billing, which I find odd. Let’s face it, you just want to see her dance that belly off. She’ll be paired with Val Chmerkovskiy.
• Little House on the Prairie’s “Half Pint,” Melissa Gilbert, will dance with Maksim.
• Family Matters star Jaleel White and Kym Johnson are a pair.
• Tennis star Martina Navratilova, the token gay, will dance with Tony Dovolani.
• On-again-off-again boyfriend of Heather Locklear, Jack Wagner, has teamed up with Anna Trebunskaya.
• Green Bay Packers receiver Donald Driver and Peta Murgatroyd will be cutting a rug.
• Maria Menounos lands Derek Hough as her dance instructor.
• The Disney Channel’s Roshon Fegan will be dancing with Chelsie Hightower.
• Actor William Levy lucks out with Cheryl Burke as his partner.
• Singer Gavin DeGraw scores Karina Smirnoff.
• Gladys Knight and Tristan MacManus are a duo.
• Singer Katherine Jenkins will be dancing with Mark Ballas.

So yes, my friends, it’s official. The DWTS Season 14 cast officially blows.

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