Cee Lo Green Writing Memoir

Cee Lo Green’s writing a tell-all

It seems like every celebrity and their mother is writing a memoir, but I’m not complaining, because I love reading about celebs and their crazy lives.

Singer and The Voice judge, Cee Lo Green is reportedly jotting down his life story for the masses to read. According to a press release, the yet-to-be titled book is sure to blow readers’ minds.

Here’s an excerpt of the announcement (I try and imagine hearing Cee Lo speak it with that smooth-as-silk voice): “Talk about art imitating life natural, the surreal, and the extraordinary that is [Cee Lo Green]. Do you think this is by chance? CRAZY? FORGET YOU? After reading this book, there will be no doubt that I am meant to be CEE LO GREEN A.K.A. ‘everybody’s brother’ will make you a believer, not only in me, but also… yourself.”

I swear, even in writing, the man could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves (thanks Tommy Boy reference!).