Mike ‘The Situation’ Enters Rehab

The Situation is ‘exhausted’, according to his rep

You knew it was just a matter of time before Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino entered rehab, and today we’ve found out he has.

If you’ve seen even just one episode of the sleazy reality show you know the whole cast is just a bunch of serious lushes (pregnant Snooki is currently on a nine-month hiatus from booze, we hope). Aside from the crew’s love for the sauce, rumors have been flying for years about Mike’s passion for the ol’ nose candy, so it’s good to see he finally realized he had a problem.

TMZ reports that Sitch’s rep made a statement saying the reality star “has spent the past several weeks at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and recuperation after his extensive production and appearance schedule,” although he wouldn’t necessarily admit he was in rehab per se.

It looks like Mike will be better and healthy soon enough, just in time for Jersey Shore’s sixth season. Sorry, but that show without alcohol is no show at all. Even with booze, it’s lacking.