Octomom Finally Poses Nude For Money

 Octomom gets nude for rent money 

We knew it was just a matter of time before Nadya Suleman a.k.a. Octomom would peel off her polyester for the shot at some extra coinage.

She’s got a lot of mouths to feed and desperate times call for desperate measures.

Closer magazine was the publication that convinced Octomom Nadya Suleman to pose for the nude pics, no word on the amount of compensation. Sadly I have a feeling it wasn’t much. It looks like she was dipped in Tempura and deep fried her before the photo shoot. That Silly Putty body is like a Stretch Armstrong figure. Zomg, there was Stretch Olivia the Octopus! Sorry, I think I just had a flashback to 1978…

Of course Nadya claims her body magically bounced right back into shape after she gave birth to eight babies but we know better. That tummy is not natural, not in any way, shape or form.

Try and enjoy your lunch…sorry. I owe ya one.