Juicy Blind Items

Blind items for Tuesday 

I seriously need to try and stay on top of the Blind Items floating around these days, there are so many good ones I miss..

[BuzzFoto] This aging, legendary musician told a source recently that the only reason he adopted his child was to help his image recover after a scandal. It worked.

[National Enquirer] This former ’80s brat-packer, whose life is now in shambles, has been making late-night calls to her former male castmates to reminisce about their past sexual trysts. She created a huge mess when she called one former hell-raiser – who’s been happily married with kids for more than 20 years – when his wife answered the phone! Who is she?

Which former child star – her actress sister has a newborn – recently got pregnant, but is keeping the baby news on the down-low? The sisters love each other madly, but they always seem to be competing, and now they’re even in a race to see who can cre­ate the perfect family the fastest!

[CDaN]  Blind Item from Sept. 2011 Revealed: Which female director not really known for directing dislikes her most recent leadactress so much that she refuses to speak with her unless forced to by the circumstance. Turns out the lead actor had a thing for the actress and not the director, and the director was and is still ticked off about it. Madonna & Abbie Cornish

[Blind Vice]  Caesar Anchovy-Arse has always been known for being a fairly talented man. But what the world doesn’t know about him really does remain his best (unknown) achievement: Preventing the world from learning just how poorly he’s treated his partner, Strippa Rip-Ya. But Caesar’s latest shenanigans really do trump all his past debauched behavior, and that’s saying something:

Because fooling around or getting high is nothing compared to actually hurting your woman and then claiming you were helping her along in her career path…which is exactly what Caesar’s latest line is all about. ”He’s claiming he made her,” says a pal to the put-upon couple, regarding Strippa’s professional success (which, admittedly, has been quite mixed). “Can you believe that?” asks the friend, rhetorically.

The famous couple’s pal is shocked mostly because Caesar’s form of supporting his wife in the past has usually consisted of verbally abusing her. Or worse. He’s been an unacceptable husband, in every sense of the word. But now, Mr. Anchovy-Arse is claiming otherwise, just so he can be assured of spending Strippa’s paychecks—for now, and forever.

After you read that last one, read this. Pretty sure it’s Marc Anthony and J. Lo. I knew he was a prick.