Octomom Will Now Do Porn

Ol’ crazy eyes (and eyebrows) will now have sex with herself for money

If that post title doesn’t give you nightmares, I don’t know what will. Just the thought of it makes me ill!

Apparently Nadya Suleman’s (a.k.a Octomom, or as Spicy cleverly tagged her, “Octopig”) former gigs didn’t pan out too well, because the controversial mother of 14 has decided she’ll throw out any morals she thought she had when she stated she’d never do porn, if the price were right.

Her Ustream and Dial-A-Star jobs apparently aren’t cutting it, and I guess neither are her magazine spreads nor the welfare checks she’s been getting, because as we’ve learned, Suleman recently filed for bankruptcy, and is now okay with doing some sex movies if need be.

Suleman, 36, told HLN’s Nischelle Turner, “If the opportunity comes up I’ll be the first to admit: I’m gonna eat my words! Because all that matters is that I can take care of my family.” She added, “If it’s a job, and it’s a well-paying job, and it’s gonna allow me to get out of here and move in a very safe, huge home that they deserve, I’m gonna do it.”

Just like she swore she would never end up on welfare (and eventually did), she also made the promise never to do a porno, but lookie where we are now. I’m pretty sure I can speak for everyone when I say I’d pay money not to see that slob having sex. She’s seriously a vile human being.

UPDATE: Octomom is signing on for a “self-pleasure” video, which she doesn’t consider to be porn because it’s by her own hand. Heh.