Tanorexic Mom Gets Action Figure

The makers of custom action figures, HeroBuilders.com, have created a figure inspired by the “tanorexic” mom, the mother who was criticized after taking her young daughter into a tanning bed room with her.

Why on earth someone would want to buy a tanorexic action figure is beyond me, and while is it rather funny, it looks nothing like the dirt brown, rough, sinewy, tanorexic mom. But those man-hands might be spot on…

For only $29.95 you can own your very own tanorexic doll, or you can buy it for your orange girlfriends and customize it with different clothing or hairstyles because neither is really impressive. Not to mention the face on that creepy thing. She looks like she’s ready to rip someone’s balls off.

HeroBuilders makes all sorts of action figures from celebs to royalty to athletes and politicians. Go check them out and get creeped out!