Tan Mom Is Practically Begging To Appear In ‘Playboy’

Remember when you first heard that Octomom had appeared ‘topless’ in a magazine, or when you heard she’d agreed to appear in an adult film?

That sick feeling in the pit of your stomach might come in waves again because the infamous “Tanorexic Mom”, or “Tan Mom” (where’s Nancy Grace when you need her?), has now said she’d totally do Playboy if Hugh Hefner asked.

TMZ reports that the leather-skinned psycho (born: Patricia Krentcil), 44, has even begun practicing sexy poses for the famous adult rag.

Well sure enough, Hefner came back with a quick “hell no!” and I’m sure a bunch of laughs.

A source close to the situation simply put it this way: “It wouldn’t even be considered”. Apparently Hefner doesn’t think she’s Playboy material. Shocking!

Like they couldn’t totally Photoshop her into looking like someone completely different! Yeah, even then…no thanks.