Jenna Jameson is a Drunk Driver

Oh looky who crashed her car right about closing time last night!

Yep, it’s Jenna Jameson, porn star turned mommy, who is the sole reason I am afraid to get botox. Gawd, just look at that face! And she used to be gorgeous. Nasty and loose, but gorgeous nonetheless. Nice of her to smile in the mug shot, although I doubt she’d be smiling if she had just taken someone’s life.

Anyhow, Jenna, mommy to two young children and wifey of UFC fighter Tito Ortiz, got wasted last night and then tried to drive home. Instead she crashed her car into a light pole. She was slightly injured, and obviously, very, very fortunate to not have killed someone or herself.

Jenna’s last tweet was yesterday afternoon: “My boys are everything to me,” she wrote to a fan. Except for at night, when it’s time to leave the kids with the nanny and go out and get ripped. Hubby must be out of town.

After failing a sobriety test police detained Jenna and arrested her. As of this morning she is still sitting her bony ass in jail but she should be released sometime this afternoon. I wonder if this will kick off another epic fight between she and Tito? You might remember a couple years ago when he flipped his lid after finding Oxycodone pills in a a pair of her pants. Cant wait to see…muahaha!