Octomom Is A Stripper Now

Putting exotic dancers around the world to shame, Nadya Suleman, or Octomom, has booked a gig as a stripper in Florida.

The infamous mother of fourteen will be taking her top off at T’s Lounge in the city of West Palm Beach, and will be performing from July 11-15, so if you’re looking to go blind, you know the date and place. She’ll be taking the stage twice a night we hear.

Although the club is known to be a full nude one, Octomom is a classy lady, so she’s decided to keep her panties on. Also, we’re told she will be saying “nay” to lap dances.

Although the sequence is a bit jumbled, it seems this would be Suleman’s next step in her journey to completely exploit herself and her children. From posing topless (yet covered) in an unflattering magazine pictorial, to shooting a porn video with herself, she is doing everything she can to make those kids proud.

Mother of the Year award? You betcha!