Alexis Knapp Working Her Way Up The Career Ladder

Ryan Phillippe’s baby mama Alexis Knapp is the cow that gives free milk. Okay, so that’s a pretty harsh thing to say, usually I would reserve that for someone like Paris Hilton, but I’ll make an exception in this case.

Just a hunch, but I have a feeling Alexis Knapp knows how to sleep her way to the top. She managed to sink her meathooks into Ryan Phillippe having his baby (*cha-hing!*) ….  and while she was pregnant, she hooked up with Seth MacFarlane. Forget rebound, let’s call it a ricochet. And of course MacFarlane ricocheted right into her because she’s young, gorgeous and apparently dumber than a bag of hair.

Anyhow, nothing really came (heh) of the relationship, if you can call it that, and MacFarlane would prefer everyone just not talk about it. His new movie, Ted, is hitting theaters this week and sources say he doesn’t want to distract from it. Alexis, on the otherhand, always wanted more of a relationship from Seth. She was hoping for another jackpot boyfriend. Sadly for her, she must not have been ovulating that day.