Kris Humphries Won’t Be A Father Any Time Soon

It seems like Myla Sinanaj has been taking some famewhoring tips from her ex-boyfriend’s (Kris Humphries) ex-wife (Kim Kardashian), because girlfriend is playing the media like only the Kardouchians know how to!

Last week it was reported that Sinanaj was pregnant with her and Humphries’ first child, but ‘tis not the case she says. She told AllWestEverything.com in an interview (via E!), “I’m not pregnant,” adding, “[The] preggo rumor started off a general tweet [I] made on 4th of July sayin ‘ONE day can’t wait to have a lil boy’ not. That I was preg… Or close too. Its ridiculous they thought I’m subliminal[ly] saying I’m preg.”

The 25-year-old also took to her Twitter to tweet, “Uhhh ooooo Loook No babyy bump!” along with a pic of her baring her belly with shorts and a bikini top on. “#Shocker yes I’m a thick curvy girl *All natural I’m comfortable in my skin.”

Sinanaj and Humphries had a brief fling shortly after he and Kardashian split, and there were many reports claiming she was a bitter ex, but according to her, all lies! She continued in her interview, “[Kris] is a dear close friend to me and we will always be friends b4 anything.”

Gah, this chick is craving fame and her 15 minutes a little too much. Kris, you need some better taste in women!