Snooki Has Named Her Unborn Fetus

It seems like just yesterday everybody’s favorite little guidette Jersey Shore sausage Snookie announced she and her (now) fiancé Jionni LaValle were giving a human being life, and now we know the name of the little one!

According to E!, the Jersey Shore crew accidentally spilled the beans during an interview with USA Today. The little boys name will be….Lorenzo! Snooki has mentioned the name before as a possible candidate, along with Jionni Jr., so this wasn’t too much of a surprise.

Little Lorenzo should be arriving sometime in September. I think once that precious time comes, mama Snooki should think about retiring from her reality television career. A somewhat sober and sane mother (and father) is what that child needs, and when it comes to reality TV, who wants to see that? Crazy and drunk is the recipe for funny reality television, not sane and sober!