Alex Rodriguez Scores Dinner Date with Demi Moore

Demi Moore may have pissed off her entire family to the point of where they aren’t speaking to her, but that doesn’t bother Alex Rodriguez, who always enjoys the company of a hot older woman – or anything that looks halfway decent with two legs. Okay, I’m kidding. You don’t need two legs.

Demi, who is getting by with only the support of her friends these days, was spotted in NYC having dinner with NY Yankee Alex Rodriguez, or A-Rod as he is commonly known. On a sidenote, we hear he got the nickname because he walks like he has a rod up his ass.

I might be kidding, I might not.

So anyway, Demi and A-Rod met up at The Lion in the West Village and dined in the VIP area with two other people Sunday night. The weird thing about it all is that Demi is good friends with Madonna. Could Demi be hitting up some of Madge’s sloppy seconds? I wouldn’t put it past either of them right now. Alex is always hungry for some poon, there’s no secret about that, I don’t care if he DOES have a girlfriend. And Demi is just all sorts of messed up right now with her daughters not talking to her (but they are still talking to Ashton!) and is probably soaking up any attention and love she can get while her family chooses to ignore her until she starts taking better care of herself. Yeah, I bet you they did it.