Fred Willard pulled a Pee Wee Herman.
The 78-year-old actor was arrested Wednesday night after he was caught yanking his Johnson while at a shady adult XXX theater. Get this, the way he was caught was police were allegedly doing a random walk through of the theater (huh?!) and caught him with his pants down and his hand on his penis.
He was arrested and released a short time later.
Apparently XXX adult theaters aren’t whacking off dens like I thought. I suppose everyone does it, but you should be smart enough to bring a blanket for your lap, or something. Especially if you’re a movie star – and especially if it’s on LAPD’s beat.