Artie Lange Is Still a Loser at Life

Okay, I know the title alone is surely going to piss off some Howard Stern/ Artie Lange lovers out there, but no matter how funny the mofo is, Artie Lange is a f*ck up when it comes to life.

Artie works for DirectTV these days, doing radio for the Nick & Artie Show, right? Well apparently DURING one of their recent shows Artie whipped out his penis (I am assuming) and pissed on the floor. I’m not assuming the pissing part. Worse yet, afterward he demanded two twin hotties pick it up.

“Twinsanity,” two beautiful young blondes who I think intern there or something (I know you’ll correct me if I’m wrong), are the women he asked to clean up the mess.

You can see Artie and Twinsanity in the clip below. The ladies try to sing the Stones – hilarious.

So the story gets even more bizarre because Lange, who was probably coked out or buzzing on something when he took the controversial piss, tweeted this tidbit:

“Direct Tv has suspended me from the N&A show for the next 2 nights. They won’t tell me fully why. Can’t continue w them. Sorry guys. Luv u.” Soon after he added, “Direct Tv are good ppl. I apologize to them for doing an offensive show.” He must have woken from his stupor by then.

Does he not remember peeing on the studio floor?! This could very well be the case, he has long struggled with drugs and alcohol, but is he THAT messed up once again? I don’t listen to his show, but if any of you out there do, please, let me know if this went down on the air. I’m also curious if he is riding the booze train hard again. The guy’s not exactly the picture of health. Physically or emotionally.

Direct TV has suspended Lange for two days. Hardly a slap on the wrist.